I went to class dressed like a pirate. Everyone thought it was awesome and most people liked my hair. So in front of a room full of witnesses, Ryan said he would dress as either an alien or a wench. Or an alien wench. He tried to go for zombie but that's not embarrassing enough.
As I told him: never underestimate my ability to humiliate myself in public.
Also Mom made brownies, and the professor didn't like Crutches McCrabbyPants' story, so UNEXPECTED DOUBLE BONUS.